Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Pick-Up Lines...

Well...

Here I am, posting some stuff that I found rather interesting and nice when I read the forums from somewhere. The title says it all.... 'PICK-UP LINES'(BEWARE: IF THESE PICK UP LINES FAIL, DON'T...I REPEAT, DON'T HOLD ME RESPONSIBLE). Below are the lines which I find pretty interesting and some quite 'cliche'-ish:

1. Do you believe in love at first sight?...Or do I have to walk by again?

2. Your parents must be bakers cuz they sure put out a great set of buns!

3. Your parents must be thieves cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

4. Do you have a quarter? Cuz I promised I would call my mother as soon as I fell in love.

5. Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

6. Your legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night.

7. I heard milk was good for your body, but damn! You must drink gallons at a time!

8. Guy:Excuse me, but could you give me directions?
Girl:To where?
Guy:Your heart...

9. Hey, is it hot in here, or is it just you?

10. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.

11. Person A: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Person B: No
Person A: Well then, please start.

12. A: Walks up to "B" and gently pulls up "B's" collar and looks at the tag in the shirt.
A: Hmph and a long pause. Then A walks away.
B: What the hell? What was that? etc...
A: Oh... I was just checking to see if it said "Made in Heaven."

13. A: Did it hurt?
B: What?!?!?!?!?
A: When you fell from the sky as an angel!

These are the supposedly GOOD and FAMOUS ones! Lastly, this is my homemade, all-time famous and POTENTIALLY THE BEST pick-up line that has ever been created!!!(Note: Can be only used on girls with red cheeks)

1. Jonathan: Xxx....Guess what?
Xxx: What?
Jonathan: I actually fell for you the first time I met you! Dont worry, my heart will always
be with you just as the redness of your cheeks sticks to your face!

2 comments:

-jinz- said...

haha u sure boh can get girls using these lines?...i can conclude with 95% interval confidence that the sample will just walk away and think tat u are some kinda freako...haha..

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